Tuesday, November 30, 2010

(Smarter Than A Fifth Grader)

I'm really starting to believe that (Some) women are just plain old stupid.
Like not smarter than a Fifth Grader Stupid... A fifth grader wouldn't get into a car with a stranger, let alone a Chrysler 300 who's emblems have been removed and replaced with that of a Bentley.
(Sorry I'm seriously mad at that...)

I am finding that more and more women are believing that as long as they're talking, posting, sexting, and tweeting about sex, the more they'll gain. I want it to be known that attention and followers might come your way, but full blown respect won't. A status of how many friends you have via Twitter won't land you that job that requires a business suit, and that paycheck that ensures retirement funds (when you're too old to shake a** or suck a mean one.)

I am also finding that some women really, really, really don't know how to get what they want. I have heard the line "Well, to get with my homeboy, I gotta try you out..."    >_<
In the back of my mind, I'm wondering: Do women actually fall for this? I'd like to meet the women who do, so that I can pour bleach in a glass and make them drink. (I mean if you're that thirsty... ... ...)

I will not vent too much on hair, nails, breath, and keeping up with appearance. That is self explanatory. Just Do It.

I guess I'll just make a 10 simple points for all the simple people out there: 
  1.  LaceFronts are NOT okay
  2. Not doing your Hair/Nails... Is NOT Okay
  3. F*ed up shoes... are NOT Okay
  4. Bad Breath is NOT Okay
  5. 401k's are a great investment.
  6. Lingerie is awesome in the bedroom, Employers keep it out of the office. 
  7. Hustling is Simply Getting Money. Do what you got to do... Privately. 
  8. A Chrysler posing as a Bentley... Well... If you fall for it... You deserve it. 
  9. Think before you act. In other words, maintain your own life, and the one you want will most likely come around... (Hint: It won't be the homeboy.)
  10. No man wants to turn a whore into a housewife... Too much work, and everyone knows it's impossible. You're merely a toy. A play thing. Something to look at. A ummmm...¿Cómo se dice... "arreglo temporal"
Men will always think that a woman is dumber, and most of the time, they will treat you as such. But there are women out there falling for the homeboy line that make it that way.